I would just like to take this opportunity to publicly state that i have never ever slept with Tiger Woods.
We did meet once on the crazy golf course on Hunstanton seafront & Tiger, bless him, was very persistent. However, flattered as I was, I explained to him my born disposition & after a few more lame attempts at trying to score a ‘jeff’ he left me & went off to hassle Anna, the young Thai lady boy working the ice cream stall next to the bingo hall.
I refuse to comment on Tiger’s recent behaviour but in my experience its par for the course with respect to golfers. I mean, really, 4 hours to hit a tiny ball into 18 holes! They don’t fool me & they should not be trusted.
Honestly,
Jeff
Jeff
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