Scientific research...

I have been doing some scientific research into jelly fish, stingers et al. I have discovered that one does not have to wear a purpose made stinger suit. It appears that any material, a cotton t-shirt, even women’s tights, will prevent the swimmer from getting stung.





So, I have, as is my nature, come up a cheaper option, my xmas stinger suit made from red ladies tights. Simply purchase a pair of ladies red tights 7 denier or higher. Voila, you are safe from the stingers & bound to be the focus of everyone’s attention even on the quietest of beaches. For those of you on even tighter budgets, try wrapping yourself in cling film. But please do remember, unlike me, to put your costume on first & that in this heat the cling film will contract somewhat, possibly achieving unwanted attention from the Derek & Mikey’s of our colourful world.

I think Ian is right, i'm working out too much.....

Love & xmas hugs,



Jeff & Janet